Now here's a meaty story.

Leave it to cleaver to create one of the weirdest takes on baby joy, ever, in the history of the world.

That's right, butcher John Hill in Dunblane, Scotland–said to be Murray's own former meatsman–created a sausage-centric art piece of sorts, with links representing the arms of the baby girl born to Kim Sears and Andy Murray.

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This news-of-the-weird tale met some fanfare, even ending up as the focus of a Twitter Moment. Notoriety has its down and upside both. But there's a fine line between being loved as an oddity and being laughed at, and this particular cut may not have been so well done.

Injured and calling off his season as Wimbledon, Murray himself looks to return to ATP World Tour in January 2018. Consider it his opportunity to get back to bringing home the bacon.

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